Unofficial panic room for a fanbase riding every snap
WEEK 7 — A WIN, AND A QUARTERBACK CHANGE
MICHIGAN BENCHED ITS QUARTERBACK AT HALFTIME AND IT WORKED
MICHIGAN
21
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PENN STATE
18
Down 3-0 at the break, then 21 straight · Michigan improves to 4-2 and wins its first Big Ten game · panic meter: exhaling
THE PANIC METER
CAUTIOUSLY BREATHING
The needle came down a long way. It stopped well short of "it's fine," because Indiana is next.
Okay, that's more like it
After a bye week of promises to evaluate everything, Michigan beat Penn State 21-18 at the Big House and got its first Big Ten win of the season. The Wolverines are 4-2. Penn State dropped to 3-4 and has now lost four straight conference games.
The first half was a continuation of the problem. Michigan had just 80 yards of total offense and trailed 3-0, with Bryce Underwood throwing two interceptions. Whittingham pulled him at halftime and handed the offense to Tommy Carr, and the game flipped. Michigan scored 21 straight points in the second half.
The Tommy Carr game
This page has been checking in on Tommy Carr since Week 1, when fans argued Whittingham backed the wrong quarterback. On Saturday the backup got the call. He finished 5-of-7 for 47 yards and ran 12 yards for a touchdown with 2:58 left that made it 21-11. He wasn't asked to throw much, but he didn't turn the ball over either.
Bryce Underwood
First half: two interceptions, 80 yards of offense
Couldn't find a rhythm, and Whittingham made the switch at the half.
Tommy Carr
Second half: 5-of-7, 47 yards, a rushing touchdown
Gave Michigan a different look and stayed clean while the offense scored 21 straight.
The defense did the heavy lifting again
The third-quarter turnaround started with Penn State quarterback Rocco Becht. His interception set up Bryson Kuzdzal's 43-yard touchdown run, which gave Michigan its first lead at 7-3. Another Becht interception on the next possession led to Jordan Marshall's 1-yard touchdown run and a 14-3 lead. Becht also lost a fumble. Michigan then had to recover a late onside kick to hold on after Becht found Chase Sowell for a touchdown, and Sowell finished with 11 catches for 151 yards.
FIRST HALF
Penn State 3, Michigan 0
Michigan managed 80 total yards and two Underwood interceptions.
THIRD QUARTER
Michigan scores twice
Two Becht interceptions turn into a 14-3 Michigan lead.
FOURTH QUARTER
Carr's 12-yard TD run
Makes it 21-11. Michigan recovers the late onside kick to close it out.
What the internet is saying now
"Penn State's nightmare Big Ten campaign continues in a nailbiting loss to Michigan."
— The Philadelphia Inquirer (headline)
Not everything was clean. Maize n Brew's postgame coverage flagged the pass defense as "a little soft," and there were also reports of injuries on the offensive line. But a win is a win, and nobody was arguing about it Saturday night.
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
I've been saying "start Carr" since the Western Michigan game and I'd like it noted for the record that I have said that.
TOLD YOU SO
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
80 yards in the first half, 21 points in the second. the halftime adjustment is the most expensive speech in college football.
LOCKER ROOM MVP
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
Sowell caught 11 balls on us and we still won. I'll take it and I won't ask questions until Monday.
DEFERRING ALL QUESTIONS
The question for next week
Whittingham made the switch at halftime, but nothing in the postgame coverage settles who starts against Indiana at home on Oct. 24, and that matchup is a tough one. Expect that to be the story of the week. Rutgers on the road and Michigan State at home follow, so the climb out of the Big Ten hole has started.
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
4-2, with Indiana coming to the Big House on Oct. 24. The quarterback question is wide open.
OCT 17, 2026
Michigan trails Penn State 3-0 at halftime, benches Underwood for Tommy Carr, and wins 21-18. First Big Ten win of the season.
OCT 10, 2026
Michigan's bye week. Whittingham says the offense is under review.
OCT 3, 2026
Minnesota beats No. 24 Michigan, 20-14, and keeps the Little Brown Jug. Michigan's second straight loss.
SEPT 26, 2026
No. 17 Iowa beats No. 18 Michigan, 20-19, on a touchdown pass on the final play of the game.
SEPT 19, 2026
Michigan trails UTEP twice, then scores 38 unanswered to win 52-17. Improves to 3-0.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 6 archive — this is how the page looked during the bye week.
WEEK 6 — BYE WEEK, NO GAME, NO RELIEF
MICHIGAN HAD A BYE WEEK AND WE STILL COULDN'T RELAX
OVERALL
3-2
·
BIG TEN
0-2
No game this Saturday · Penn State comes to the Big House Oct. 17, 3:30 p.m. ET · TV network still to be announced
THE PANIC METER
STARING AT THE DEPTH CHART
No game means no new losses, so the needle backed off a notch. It did not go back to calm. Nobody's that naive.
A week off, and a lot to fix
Michigan didn't play this weekend, which is the only reason the panic meter isn't pegged. The Wolverines are 3-2 after back-to-back losses, 0-2 in the Big Ten, and they get exactly one week to figure out what went wrong before Penn State arrives.
Per reports out of Ann Arbor, the offense was the problem at Minnesota. Michigan managed fewer than 200 yards and was shut out in the second half. Kyle Whittingham didn't hide his frustration after the game, saying the team might have to make some "tough decisions." He said he'd sit down with offensive coordinator Jason Beck and the rest of the offense during the bye, and he's blamed the team straying too far from a downhill running attack.
The state of the team, in three cards
Strip away the panic and the picture is oddly clear: one unit is doing its job, one unit is not, and the schedule doesn't care.
THE PROBLEM
The offense
Under 200 yards at Minnesota and no second-half points. Whittingham called the performance unacceptable.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
The defense
Ranked among the nation's best in total defense, and it's been creating turnovers, including Staehling's pick-six.
THE CLOCK
Penn State, Oct. 17
One week to retool, then a first-year-coach showdown at the Big House.
Penn State: the reunion nobody asked for right now
The timing is cruel. Michigan and Penn State played every year from 2013 to 2023, then took a break, and the last meeting went to Michigan 24-15. Now they meet again with brand-new head coaches on both sidelines: Whittingham in Ann Arbor and Matt Campbell, who came over from Iowa State, in Happy Valley. Whoever loses this one starts a new coaching tenure in a very deep hole.
Kyle Whittingham
Michigan · first season
Coming off two straight losses and promising changes during the bye.
Matt Campbell
Penn State · first season
Rebuilt his staff and roster after a full overhaul in Happy Valley.
What the internet is saying now
Whittingham said Michigan "might have to make some tough decisions" on offense.
— Kyle Whittingham, after the Minnesota loss
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
"Tough decisions." Every fan in the country just read that and started drafting a depth chart on a napkin.
AMATEUR COORDINATOR
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
a bye week is just seven days of pretending we're not thinking about the offense. i've lasted about nine minutes.
NOT COPING
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
Good news: no game means no loss this weekend. Bad news: that's the only good news I can find.
TECHNICALLY UNDEFEATED THIS WEEK
The road ahead
If Penn State is the first test after the break, it's not the last. Michigan plays Indiana at home on Oct. 24, travels to Rutgers on Oct. 31, then hosts Michigan State on Nov. 7. The Big Ten hole is real, but there are plenty of games left to climb out of it.
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
3-2, 0-2 in the Big Ten, a week off, and one week to Penn State. The panic meter is cooling down but not calm.
OCT 10, 2026
Michigan's bye week. Whittingham says the offense is under review.
OCT 4, 2026
Michigan announces a 3:30 p.m. ET kickoff for the Penn State game on Oct. 17.
OCT 3, 2026
Minnesota beats No. 24 Michigan, 20-14, and keeps the Little Brown Jug. Michigan's second straight loss.
SEPT 26, 2026
No. 17 Iowa beats No. 18 Michigan, 20-19, on a touchdown pass on the final play of the game.
SEPT 19, 2026
Michigan trails UTEP twice, then scores 38 unanswered to win 52-17. Improves to 3-0.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 5 archive — this is how the page looked right after the Minnesota game.
WEEK 5 — THE LITTLE BROWN JUG GOES HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE
MICHIGAN LOST TO MINNESOTA AND NOW WE'RE 0-2 IN THE BIG TEN
NO. 24 MICHIGAN
14
–
MINNESOTA
20
Led 14-7 at the half, then gave up 13 straight · Michigan falls to 3-2, 0-2 · second straight loss
THE PANIC METER
OFFICIALLY MELTING DOWN
Last week the needle was in the red. This week it's pinned against the glass.
Well, that's two in a row
Michigan went to Minneapolis as a six-point favorite for the 100th Little Brown Jug game, and came home with a 20-14 loss. The Wolverines led 14-7 at halftime and then watched Minnesota score 13 straight points in the second half.
The first half was the fun part. Jordan Marshall ran in a 5-yard touchdown, and linebacker Nathaniel Staehling, a Minnesota native and North Dakota State transfer, took an interception 79 yards for a score. After that, the second half got ugly: Bryce Underwood threw two interceptions, and Minnesota turned the turnovers into a field goal and the go-ahead touchdown, a 3-yard pass from Drake Lindsey to Darius Taylor early in the fourth quarter. Michigan is now 3-2 and 0-2 in the Big Ten.
The Jug has left the building
For Minnesota, this one was historic. Per the Gophers' own release, it was their first win at home in the series since 1977 and their first win over Michigan since 2014, and fans stormed the field afterward. For Michigan, it was the second straight game decided by a handful of points, and the second straight loss after a 3-0 start.
WEEK 3 · SEPT 19
W, UTEP, by 35
Trailed twice, then scored 38 straight. Panic meter: barely a blip.
WEEK 4 · SEPT 26
L, No. 17 Iowa, by 1
Led for most of the game, lost on the final play. Panic meter: pegged.
WEEK 5 · OCT 3
L, Minnesota, by 6
Led at the half, lost the Jug for the first time since 2014. Panic meter: off the charts.
Where it fell apart
The defense and special teams got Michigan its 14 points, but the offense never found a second-half rhythm. Minnesota's defense, per the AP, overwhelmed Underwood, and every Michigan turnover handed the Gophers a short field. This was a game Michigan was winning at the half and had no answer once the pressure came.
What worked
Staehling's pick-six, a halftime lead
The defense scored, Marshall found the end zone, and Michigan went into the locker room up seven.
What didn't
Two Underwood interceptions, zero second-half points
Minnesota converted turnovers into points and the offense stalled out in the second half.
What the internet is saying now
Minnesota's first home win in the series "since 1977" — and the Jug stays in Minneapolis.
— University of Minnesota Athletics
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
We spent three weeks panicking about winning ugly. Turns out losing ugly feels exactly as bad, just with fewer wins.
CALIBRATING
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
staehling's pick-six was the best play of the day and it somehow wasn't enough. this team is trying to hurt us.
PERSONAL ATTACK
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
0-2 in the Big Ten with Penn State coming. I'm not saying the sky is falling, I'm saying I've started checking where I left my umbrella.
BRACING
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
3-2, 0-2 in the Big Ten, with Penn State coming to Ann Arbor on Oct. 17. The panic meter has nowhere left to go.
OCT 3, 2026
Minnesota beats No. 24 Michigan, 20-14, and keeps the Little Brown Jug. Michigan's second straight loss.
SEPT 26, 2026
No. 17 Iowa beats No. 18 Michigan, 20-19, on a touchdown pass on the final play of the game.
SEPT 19, 2026
Michigan trails UTEP twice, then scores 38 unanswered to win 52-17. Improves to 3-0.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 4 archive — this is how the page looked right after the Iowa game.
WEEK 4 — WE WERE SO CLOSE TO BELIEVING
MICHIGAN LED IOWA UNTIL THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME
NO. 18 MICHIGAN
19
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NO. 17 IOWA
20
A 16-yard touchdown pass as time expired · Michigan falls to 3-1, 0-1 in the Big Ten · panic meter: back in the red
THE PANIC METER
SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW
Last week the meter was resting. This week it's doing laps.
So that happened
Michigan led for most of the Big Ten opener. It out-gained Iowa 429 yards to 285. It was up 19-14 late, and Iowa missed a field goal with about two and a half minutes left. And then it lost anyway.
Iowa's Hank Brown led a 91-yard final drive, helped along by an unnecessary roughness penalty on Michigan on third down at midfield, then hit Reece Vander Zee for a 16-yard touchdown on the game's last play. Final: Iowa 20, Michigan 19. Michigan is 3-1 and 0-1 in the conference.
The universe has a sense of humor
The Associated Press pointed out the irony right away: this happened in the same stadium where Michigan got an extra second on the clock against Western Michigan in Week 1. This time, the last second belonged to the other team. Four weeks, four completely different emotional states.
WEEK 1 · SEPT 5
W, Western Michigan, by 1
Needed a second-attempt Hail Mary. Panic meter: near meltdown.
WEEK 2 · SEPT 12
W, No. 11 Oklahoma, by 7
A ranked opponent, a statement win. Panic meter: way down.
WEEK 3 · SEPT 19
W, UTEP, by 35
Trailed twice, then scored 38 straight. Panic meter: barely a blip.
WEEK 4 · SEPT 26
L, No. 17 Iowa, by 1
Led for most of the game, lost on the final play. Panic meter: pegged.
The red zone ate us alive
The frustrating part is that Michigan played well enough to win. Bryce Underwood threw two touchdown passes to JJ Buchanan, and the offense moved the ball all day. But two red-zone turnovers kept points off the board, a two-point try after the 49-yard touchdown failed, and Iowa also got a 99-yard kickoff return touchdown in the first quarter. Small margins, all of them, and they added up to one point.
What worked
429 yards, a lead for most of the game
Underwood and Buchanan connected twice for touchdowns, and the offense outgained Iowa by a wide margin.
What didn't
Two red-zone turnovers, one failed two-point try
Points left on the field, a big special-teams play allowed, and a late penalty that helped extend Iowa's game-winning drive.
What the internet is saying now
"To be able to silence a stadium like that, there's no greater feeling."
— Hank Brown, Iowa quarterback
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
Two weeks ago we got a free second. Today we gave one back with interest. Karma is a Hawkeye.
POETIC, UNFORTUNATELY
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
we outgained them by 144 yards and lost. the red zone turnovers are going to haunt me until Minnesota.
STILL COUNTING YARDS
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
I said 3-0 was 3-0 and I didn't care how we got there. I take it back. I care very much how we got here.
TAKING IT ALL BACK
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
3-1, 0-1 in the Big Ten, and a road trip to Minnesota next. The panic meter is not resting.
SEPT 26, 2026
No. 17 Iowa beats No. 18 Michigan, 20-19, on a touchdown pass on the final play of the game.
SEPT 19, 2026
Michigan trails UTEP twice, then scores 38 unanswered to win 52-17. Improves to 3-0.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 3 archive — this is how the page looked right after the UTEP game.
WEEK 3 — WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT THIS
MICHIGAN FELL BEHIND UTEP TWICE AND STILL WON BY 35
NO. 19 MICHIGAN
52
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UTEP
17
Two early turnovers, two early deficits, then 38 unanswered points · Michigan improves to 3-0 · panic meter barely twitched
THE PANIC METER
OKAY, WE'RE ACTUALLY GOOD?
There was a brief, ugly wobble in the first quarter. Then Michigan remembered it was Michigan.
Okay, we can (mostly) relax
For about a quarter and a half, this had the makings of a third straight nailbiter. UTEP scored twice off Michigan turnovers and the Wolverines trailed on the road to nowhere in their own building — still living in the shadow of the controversial Western Michigan escape two weeks earlier.
Then Michigan scored 38 unanswered points and turned a potential scare into a rout. Bryce Underwood threw two touchdown passes, freshman Savion Hiter scored twice on the ground for his first career touchdowns, Jordan Marshall added a rushing score, and the defense pitched in a pick-six. Final: 52-17. Michigan is 3-0, and for the first time this season the panic meter barely moved.
Three weeks, three very different vibes
We're keeping the receipts. From a near-disaster to a signature win to a laugher — this is the least linear "vibes" chart in Michigan football history.
WEEK 1 · SEPT 5
W, Western Michigan, by 1
27.5-point favorite. Needed a Hail Mary do-over. Panic meter: near meltdown.
WEEK 2 · SEPT 12
W, No. 11 Oklahoma, by 7
A ranked opponent, a statement win. Panic meter: way down.
WEEK 3 · SEPT 19
W, UTEP, by 35
Trailed twice, then scored 38 straight. Panic meter: barely a blip.
New folk hero alert
Bryce Underwood is still the guy, but Saturday belonged to freshman Savion Hiter, who scored the first two touchdowns of his career to help flip the game. And in the mop-up minutes of a 35-point blowout, Tommy Carr — the backup this page has been checking in on since Week 1 — finally got real snaps, coming in with the outcome long decided.
Savion Hiter
Freshman, two rushing touchdowns, first career scores
Powered through defenders for both touchdowns and gave Michigan a second reliable weapon out of the backfield.
Tommy Carr
Finally got in the game
Entered in the fourth quarter of a blowout — not the redemption arc anyone scripted, but he'll take it.
What the internet is saying now
Michigan "scored 38 straight points to turn a potential scare into a rout."
— CBS Sports
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
We fell behind UTEP. UTEP. And then we won by 35. I don't know what to feel anymore and I've stopped trying.
EMOTIONALLY NEUTRAL, FINALLY
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
savion hiter's first career touchdown and it's already better content than my entire week 1 panic spiral.
NEW FAVORITE PLAYER
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
3-0 is 3-0. I don't care how we got there anymore. Somebody check the panic meter, I think it's actually resting.
TENTATIVELY CALM
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
3-0. The panic meter is resting. We remain suspicious of this feeling.
SEPT 19, 2026
Michigan trails UTEP twice, then scores 38 unanswered to win 52-17. Improves to 3-0.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 2 archive — this is how the page looked right after the Oklahoma game.
WEEK 2 — OKAY, WE MIGHT SURVIVE THIS
MICHIGAN BEAT A RANKED TEAM AND NOBODY NEEDED A HAIL MARY
MICHIGAN
17
–
NO. 11 OKLAHOMA
10
A genuine statement win, Big Noon Kickoff · Michigan improves to 2-0 · blood pressure: recovering
THE PANIC METER
OKAY, MAYBE WE'RE FINE
Down from "texting the group chat in all caps" to something dangerously close to cautious optimism.
Okay, we can breathe now
One week after needing a do-over Hail Mary to survive Western Michigan, Michigan walked into Big Noon Kickoff against No. 11 Oklahoma and just... won. Comfortably-ish. On purpose, even.
Bryce Underwood broke off a 38-yard touchdown run in the first quarter, Michigan added a field goal to go up 10-0, and the defense made it hold up, sealing things late with an interception that set up the go-ahead score. Final: 17-10. Michigan is 2-0. Nobody needed CPR this time.
From "sequel to App State" to this, in seven days
Last week this page existed because Michigan almost lost to a 27.5-point underdog. This week Michigan beat a ranked opponent by a touchdown. That's the whiplash of Whittingham's first two Saturdays, laid out side by side.
WEEK 1 · SEPT 5
W, Western Michigan, by 1
27.5-point favorite. Needed a second-attempt Hail Mary. Panic meter: near meltdown.
WEEK 2 · SEPT 12
W, No. 11 Oklahoma, by 7
A ranked opponent, a statement win, a defense that closed the door. Panic meter: way, way down.
Underwood's redemption lap
Last week Bryce Underwood needed two tries at a Hail Mary just to survive. This week he opened the scoring with a 38-yard touchdown run against a ranked defense, and the offense never looked back. Backup Tommy Carr stayed on the sideline again — but this time, nobody's writing angry posts about it.
Bryce Underwood
Week 1 folk hero, Week 2 problem-solver
Scored on the ground early and helped Michigan control the game instead of escaping it.
Tommy Carr
Still hasn't left the sideline
The discourse has quieted down considerably now that the starter isn't the storyline anymore.
What the internet is saying now
"Great effort, team effort" on the win, with Whittingham noting the penalties still need cleaning up.
— Kyle Whittingham, postgame
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
Apologize for everything I said last week. We are so back. Ask me again in seven days though.
CAUTIOUSLY UN-PANICKED
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
beating a ranked team by a touchdown after nearly losing to a MAC school is the most Michigan football sentence I've ever typed.
WHIPLASH
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
still counting the penalties Whittingham complained about but honestly, 2-0 with a win over a ranked team, I'll allow it.
GRUDGINGLY SATISFIED
The timeline so far
RIGHT NOW
We are cautiously, suspiciously optimistic. Ask us again after next week.
SEPT 12, 2026
Michigan beats No. 11 Oklahoma, 17-10, at Big Noon Kickoff. Michigan improves to 2-0. Panic meter drops.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12 over Western Michigan. Optimism placed on a short leash.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah.
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
Viewing the Week 1 archive — this is how the page looked right after the Western Michigan game.
DEBUT WEEK — WE ARE NOT OKAY
WE ALMOST LOST TO WESTERN MICHIGAN
MICHIGAN
13
–
WESTERN MICHIGAN
12
A ONE-POINT ESCAPE, on a SECOND-ATTEMPT Hail Mary · as a 27.5-point favorite · you're welcome for the aneurysm
THE PANIC METER
TEXTING THE GROUP CHAT IN ALL CAPS
The Hail Mary bought a stay of execution. It did not buy back our blood pressure.
Okay, let's talk about what we just watched
Kyle Whittingham's very first game as Michigan's head coach was supposed to be a laugher. A MAC team. A 27.5-point spread. A Saturday that was, by every reasonable expectation, over by halftime.
Instead we got a fourth quarter that aged an entire fanbase a decade, an officiating do-over on a game-ending incompletion, and a Hail Mary that Bryce Underwood happened to hit on the second try. We won. Nobody in that stadium felt like they won.
Yes, we're bringing up App State. Again.
Look, we know. Everyone brings up 2007 the second Michigan looks sideways at a smaller program. But when Sports Illustrated's Pat Forde is out here on debut day suggesting Whittingham was flirting with the worst season-opening performance at Michigan since App State, that's not us being dramatic — that's a national college football writer saying the quiet part out loud, hours after kickoff.
NOV 2007 · THE ORIGINAL SIN
L, unranked App State
~4-touchdown favorite. Lost outright to an FCS team. Still brought up at every family dinner.
SEPT 2026 · THE SEQUEL NOBODY ASKED FOR
W, Western Michigan, by 1
27.5-point favorite. Needed a Hail Mary do-over to avoid becoming 2007's spiritual successor.
The quarterback decision everyone's yelling about
Forget the final score for a second. Half the arguments happening in comment sections right now aren't about the outcome — they're about who was throwing the ball. Whittingham rode with Bryce Underwood the entire game while backup Tommy Carr watched from the sideline, and a good chunk of the fanbase has already decided that was the real coaching failure.
Bryce Underwood
Started, struggled, then became a folk hero in one throw
Battled all game, then delivered the Hail Mary that's the only reason this whole page isn't a eulogy.
Tommy Carr
Never left the sideline
The name every fan with a podcast is now saying should've gotten a series in the third quarter.
What the internet is saying
Whittingham is "closing in on the worst season-opening performance at Michigan since App State."
— Pat Forde, Sports Illustrated
u/WolverineOrDie · fan forum
We paid this man to beat a MAC school and I nearly had to call my cardiologist. Great start.
STILL SHAKING
@maize_and_bluenot · fan account
one (1) second put back on the clock and a hail mary stood between this program and a website like this one existing about an actual firing. let that sink in.
TOO SOON
u/AnnArborAndOn · fan forum
Genuinely asking — did we hire Whittingham or did we hire the guy who almost lost to App State in 2007 wearing a Whittingham costume.
RESPECTFULLY UNHINGED
How we got here, a very short and painful timeline
DEC 10, 2025
Sherrone Moore is fired for cause. Everyone agrees things can only go up from here.
DEC 26, 2025
Michigan lands Kyle Whittingham on a five-year deal, poaching him from a 21-year run at Utah. Optimism returns.
SEPT 5, 2026
Debut game. 27.5-point favorite. Final score: 13-12. Optimism is placed on a very short leash.
RIGHT NOW
We are refreshing this page. One win, zero losses, and a group chat that will not stop buzzing.